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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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OMG, so many quirky spots, man: see the tiny bookstore on Sunny Ln. (it's all dusty and wild, full of stories and memories) and even that backstreet mural, “WALL-E dreams” graffiti, reminds ya, “Eee-vaaaa” vibes! Kinda tells me to value every lil’ moment.

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