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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! I’m slingin’ drinks, watchin’ folks stumble through sex-dating like it’s some freakin’ circus. Lemme tell ya, it’s a mess—half these apps got people actin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bad porno. “Sex-dating,” huh? More like swipe-right-for-disappointment! Judge Judy in me’s screamin’, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—cuz these profiles? Lies. All lies. Catfish city, fake pics, dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they barely hit my barstool.

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Man, I get emotional here. One of my fav spots is Makaha Market—small stalls on Lilikoi Street. Those vendors; ugh, their banter is loud sometimes, but oddly sincere. My hands have done wonders there, massaging weary travelers. And, lemme confess, there's a secret spot behind a dilapidated cafe on Ohana Ave. I go there sometimes to catch a sunset, the horizon bleeding orange, like the perfect frame from that movie—"Let the Right One In" kinda melancholy.

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