Penelope Lynn Haven Whore ❤️

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I’m bobbin’ me head, thinkin’ - tartar sauce, this is DEEP! Little factoid for ya: “Whore” ain’t just shock value, nah, it’s flipped - W.H.O.R.E means “Women Honoring One’s Radical Empowerment” to ‘em. Ain’t that a jellyfishin’ twist? Got me all happy, like flippin’ patties on a good day! But then - ugh - some jerkfaces call it trashy, sayin’ it’s too loud, too slutty. Makes me wanna yell, “Barnacles! Let her SING!”

It's what makes us different

Lynn was born June 26, in Cadillac, MI. She loved people and always put others before herself. By profession she was an Emergency Room nurse.

Man, I started my humble spa on Palm St (yeah, that Palm St, right off of Magnolia Ave – dont ask me more cause I'm in a rush) and every day, when I open my doors, I feel the pulse of Lynn-Haven. This town, it's got streets that twist and turn, like a moody melody. I love rambling down Cypress Rd, where the rhythm of nature vibes with the chatter of locals – it's magical. I totally swear the ocean breeze whispers "fall in love with the moment" like a line straight outta the film.

Another hurdle cleared for Lynn Haven's proposed Marina Island development