Samantha Lyndon Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and get this—some whores in France, back in the day, they’d knit while waitin’ for johns. Knit! Like, “Yeah, I’ll bang ya, but first, lemme finish this scarf.” That’s badass multitasking—beats me tryin’ to eat and watch TV without spillin’. D’oh! I’d prolly hire ‘em just to knit me socks—imagine Marge’s face seein’ *that*!

The National Archives

President Lyndon Baines Johnson would take 'breaks' in the mids by sleeping with girls from the infamous Chicken Ranch brothel in Texas, a new book has.

Oh, and let me tell ya 'bout that neighborhood over on Lexington Ln—besides the lovely homes, it’s got those echoes of bygone eras. People here keep ghost stories alive. Sometimes I get mad at how folks hide their true selves, but then I remember, "the sky is as dull as the soul," and I laugh, baby!

Obituary | Daniel E. Schluter of Lyndon Station, Wisconsin