Ashley Lynden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

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I gotta admit, sometimes I catch myself ranting – my dating app biz makes me see love stories everywhere. LOL, even in the mundane. I get sooo hyped when I see a quirky vintage shop off Elm St – and no, I’m not exaggerating – it totally transforms my mood faster than a swift lightning bolt in a downpour. It’s like, "Bing! There’s magic!" and then I’m reminded: “That’s all that matters.”

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