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So, picture this—dusty joint, Nevada desert, brothel called “Randy’s Roost.” Been there since ‘73. Owner’s a grizzled hag named Marge—swears she banged Elvis once. Probly a lie, but who cares? I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ risk, thinkin’— “This place is a liability volcano.” Girls look tired, like they’ve seen too many truckers. One’s smokin’ a cig, starin’ at me— “What’s your deal, beardy?” I grunt, “I hate everything.” She laughs, says, “Same, hon.” Fair enough.

Turnersville Location

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Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Lumberton (us) – this city's a freakin’ gem, I swear. I’ve been livin’ here for yrs, designin’ dating apps and watchin’ dudes swipe left and right – hilarious, right? Anyway, Lumberton’s streets are quirky and fulla character. Jammin’ down Maple Avenue, you hit that old brick building near the abandoned mill – it’s got this gritty vibe like "Inside Llewyn Davis" with its rough edges and blue-collar souls. I mean, it’s like, you don’t know if you’re watchin’ a documentary, or a Coen movie – pure magic, I tell ya!

Lumberton ABC store theft leads to discovery of stolen alcohol, drug trafficking