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About San Antonio

I’d prolly suck at pickin’ a girl, tho. “You’re all so pretty!” I’d blurt, all cringey and loud. They’d roll their eyes—classic Michael move. “I can’t remember who I picked!” I’d panic, quotin’ Memento again. That movie’s my jam—memory’s all scrambled, like me in a brothel. Surprised me how chill some gals are—tough as nails, runnin’ the show. Respect! But ugh, the sleazy guys? Gross. Makes me wanna punch somethin’.

Our Locations

My fav neighborhood? Oh, for sure, it’s the Eastside, where old schools become funky art hubs, and every corner shop spills out music and rebellion. I sometimes wander through Rusty Lane – yeah, Rusty, like it’s the name of a treasure hunt. And man, the local park, Riverbend Park, is a breath of fresh air along the Big Lumber River. Suddenly, you’re in nature, then BAM! You’re reminded of that line, "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Epic, huh?

Questions still linger 8 years later in deaths of 3 Lumberton women