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Now, the economics—high ROI if you dodge the fuzz. Cash-only gigs, no IRS up your ass. But the risk? Brutal. No 401(k), no health plan—Llewyn’d get it, he’s broke too. “I don’t see a lot of money here,” he’d moan, but prostitutes? They see it, they grab it. Supply’s elastic, demand’s—ha!—rock hard. Sorry, had to. Meme lord’s gotta meme.

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If somehow magically shrunken and forced to take shelter in the diseased ridden musty crevices of a 50cent prostitute, i'd be much happier than have to stay.

Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

Eric Daniel Bonura Obituary (2025) - Luling, LA - Jones Memorial Funeral Home