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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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In a nutshell – err, short words: Calm, chaos, raw beauty, and plenty of “Whoa” moments all across Ludlw. Yeah, Ludlw – gotta love its quirks, its soul. Catch ya soon, and we’ll vibe together in this crazy, mad, poetic town.

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