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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Lucerne Valley, CA Sex Offenders

Man, I sometimes feel like my brain is a spiral of ideas. Relaxation specialist or not, Lucerne-Valley (us) jives different. I laugh ‘bout my own scatter-brained rants – feels real, feels life. Each corner here screams authenticity. And hey, like that jazzy line from The Return, “Life is a fleeting moment, man.” I keeps that in my soul every time I wander these streets, sometimes missin’ my own way—oops, wrong turn, haha!

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