Skylar Lowes Island Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m sat here, David Brent style, thinkin’ bout the oldest profession—wham, straight in the guts! Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of the corporate grind, innit? Been around forever, dodgin’ tax man, no KPIs, no bloody team-building retreats. Watched *Leviathan* last night—my fave, yeah?—and it hit me: “The truth is out there, but it’s buried under crap!” Whores get that, mate. They’re livin’ it.

Central Parke at Lowes Island - Sterling, VA

Oh, and ya know what makes Lowes-Island (us) so special? The people. They're quirky, kind of wild, yet deeply sincere. I remember one time, during a super hectic day with a dozen appointments, I stepped out for a quick cigar by Riverside Docks. There was an old man sellin’ stories like his life was a movie – remindin’ me of some lines from Blue Is the Warmest Color. Pure magic, I tell ya.

Bruce Shafferman Obituary - Kissimmee, FL