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One time, saw this sketchy ad—‘massage with happy endin’.’ Laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Is that even legal, duh? Prolly not, but who cares—sounds squishy and weird! Oh, and the oils—smell like flowers or funky fruit. Makes me hungry, like, “Can I eat this?” Prolly shouldn’t, hahaha! Sexual-massage is dope, tho—gets ya relaxed, then BAM, all tingly. Like in the movie, “The good are never wrong”—massage feels GOOD, so it’s gotta be right, yeah?

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Oh, and lemme spill a tea about the local landmarks. The Old Mill on River Bend is so cool – like totally vintage vibes. I got lost there one day, wanderin’, and discovered a hidden mural on Jackson Way. I was like “Whoa, this is art, slay!” Not every day, right? And then there's the breezy lanes of Sunset Heights. This neighborhood got all that subtle glam and boho chic. I be strollin’ there, feeling like I’m in Far From Heaven – “I wished on the star, but the star didn’t wink back…” (yeah, I know, iconic, right?)

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