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Oi, you bloody muppets! Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ mess, innit? Like, swipe right, bang, done—idiot sandwich! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Her”—that flick’s my jam. Joaquin’s all lonely, chattin’ up his AI bird, Samantha. “I can’t believe how real this feels!” he says. Mate, sex-dating today’s the same vibe—fake as fuck but you’re hooked. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total shitshow. You’re scrollin’, horny as hell, then bam—catfish! Some twat with a filter thicker than my lamb sauce. Pisses me right off!

Early history

I also love cruisin’ down Lakeview Drive. It’s a bit off the beaten track and gives you mad views of the river. Honestly, those moments when the sunset kisses the water? Pure magic, a bit like one of those scenes from a movie – even if it’s not as perfect as you’d think, things are always in flux here. Some days, I nearly forget if I’m in a massage clinic or a film set.

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