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So, whore—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around since forever, probs even before hobbits started smokin’ pipeweed. Little known fact: back in medieval times, some whores were legit power players—knew kings’ secrets, pulled strings behind the scenes. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ some lass in a corset outsmarted a pompous lord. But it pisses me off too—folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em filth, when half the time they’re just tryin’ to eat. Hypocrisy, man, burns my biscuits!

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Because of her double marriage to the Greek king Menelaus and the Trojan prince Paris, Helen was held responsible for an enduring enmity between East and West.

My fave? Curse it, I love the little dive at Ironwood Pub Street. Not exactly fancy, but genuine. The locals spill secrets over beers. You might catch a glimpse of a pleasure coach like me turning chaos into art. And then there’s the tiny park on Maple, where kids' laughter fights off the city’s damn gloom.

Longmont to Close Northbound Coffman Street Lanes for Three Months Starting March 24 for Mobility Improvements