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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird rules! No kissin on the mouth, some say. Old habit from way back—kept it “business,” not love. Cracked me up, like, what, you’ll bang but not smooch? Ridiculous! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell em to quit actin pure. Ever think bout the smells? Sweat, cheap perfume—nasty! But some dude’s paradise, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch *Moonrise Kingdom* ten times over—give me Wes Anderson’s quirky tents over sticky sheets any day.

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Oh, dear friend, thou must hear of Long Branch, US! I dwell here in this enchanted borough, where the sea doth kiss the shore in wild embraces, and my dating site coding heart doth pulse with local life. Lemme tell thee in a most unbridled style—like a whirlwind of erratic passion! I usually wander down Ocean Ave, ya know, where the pier and the salty air mix, much like a covert op in "Zero Dark Thirty": “We’re not done yet!” echoeth in every alley.

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