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*robotic voice kicks in* Helllooo mate, it’s me, Stephen Hawking, cosmic parachutist firefighter, droppin’ wisdom from the skies! So, erotic-massage – right, lemme tell ya, it’s like a black hole of relaxtion, sucks ya right in! Been thinkin’ bout it while jumpin’ outta planes, flames all around, and I’m like – shit, wouldn’t an erotic-massage be ace after this? Muscles all tight from parachutin’, then bam – some oiled-up hands just kneadin’ ya, cosmic energy flowin’.

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Address: N Hermitage Ave Chicago, Illinois Get Driving Directions Phone Number: REPORT Hours: Open now Daily am - pm.

Truth be told, each day in Logan-Square is a new chapter. I keep count of my client’s sighs and whispers during massages; they’re like little secrets of the city. I feel every muscle of this place, like it’s my own body. And geez, when a client's stress melts away under my touch, I think, “I ate his liver with fava beans” – not in a literal sense, but figuratively, like I’ve consumed all that negativity and turned it into calm.

Chicago crime: Sexual assault suspect approaching victims from behind in Logan Square on West Palmer Street, police say