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So, I’m out there, dodgin sketchy alleys—smells like piss and regret. This one time, back in ‘98, heard a story bout a hooker in Chicago who’d sing Sinatra to clients—fuckin wild, right? Little known fact: some of em got talents you’d never guess. I’m pissed tho—why’s it so hard to find one when ya need em? Like, c’mon, universe, throw me a bone! Then bam—there she is, leanin on a lamppost, all sass and cheap perfume. “Hey, sugar,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Well, hello, Clarice—kiddin, just kiddin.”

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the quirky murals around town—i swear one of 'em even kinda reminded me of the lines from a Facebook status update, but with art and soul. My personal faves are on Elm Street right near the old library, where I once met a stranger who shared the best iced coffee ever. It was legendary, like a scene from a never-ending improv show.

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