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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

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Then there’s the river—Little Falls River, it flows like the conscience of this city. I was sittin’ by the riverbank along Bridge Street one misty morn, and it hit me—like, “You are maybe the most beautiful thing I’ve ever known!” Feels like the river was whisperin’ secrets 'bout dreams and broken hearts. I swear, it’s like nature's therapy session.

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