Zoey Lisbon Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Man, Lisbon is somethin' else, ya know? So, I’ve been livin’ here in Lisbon (us) for a hot minute, and lemme tell ya, this city gets ya every time. I stroll down Rua Augusta, eyes wanderin’, thinkin’ "there’s more than meets the eye" – like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, ya dig? That wild line always rings in my head, “A sword is never a killer,” and right here, even the cobblestones got stories.

Travellers stuck at Lisbon airport await developments after power outage grounded all flights