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About Phoenix

*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. So, listen up, kid—findin’ a prostitute? Wild stuff. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *Toni Erdmann*. That flick—man, it’s my jam. Weird dad, awkward vibes, hits deep. Reminds me—life’s messy, like huntin’ for a hookup. You ever tried it? Dark streets, shady corners—kinda thrilling, right?

Culture & Outdoors

Rua do Alecrim, 19 Cais do Sodré + , website Mon – Wed, 12h – 3h; Thu – Sat, 12h – 4h; Sun, 12h – 3h. You’ve most likely heard about the brothel-turned cocktail lounge, but what you might not expect is the sheer size of it, and just how many nudie pictures, paintings, and discarded nipple tassels can fit not one place.

And oh man, the little quirks! I spend too long at Miradouro da Senhora do Monte. Seriously, its view dumps a bucket of awe on ya. Sometimes I random blurt “a warrior’s spirit is born at dawn” when the light hits just right.

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