Jade Lindenhurst Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’, what a freakin’ racket! You got these joints, right, where guys stumble in, wallets bleedin’, lookin’ for a quick fix. Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ espresso, wonderin’—how’s this even legal some places? Like, back in Jersey, we’d call it a "gentlemen’s lounge," but nah, it’s a damn brothel, straight up. Reminds me of that flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—y’know, “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These schmucks walk outta there forgettin’ their mortgage payments! Hilarious, but kinda sad, too.

Around the New York Region

A woman was arrested and charged with prostitution after police raided a Long Island massage parlor on Wednesday, police say.

You ever wander in the narrow pebbly lanes of West End? It sorta reminds me of those long, drawn-out conversations in Ceylan's flick, where every slow zoom of the camera makes you feel life’s weight – heavy, man, but also oddly liberating in a lame kinda way. I swear, sometimes the town makes me mad when it rains too hard, leavin' gutters flooded and messin' up traffic on Cedar St, but then I remember, hey, beauty in chaos, right?

Lindenhurst H.S. Key Club members raise funds for Habitat for Humanity, then lend a hand