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About New York City

Little fact for ya – didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions? Proper worker rights, benefits an’ all! Blew me mind, that. Meanwhile, here, it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Used to think it was glam, y’know, like in films – all velvet and sass. Nah, mate, it’s grim. Stale beer smell, chipped paint, lassies lookin’ bored. One time, heard a punter hagglin’ – hagglin’! – like it’s a car boot sale. Made me wanna scream, “Have some dignity, bruv!”

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The heart? Ooo, it's right by the Linden River. That glistening water flows by Linden Park, all serene-like in the mornin', reflecting them ancient bridges – Old Stone Bridge and the new one, Slickwater, I think? We swears, it makes my heart flutter like mad! And then there's the funky neighborhood of East End, where murals tell secrets and every corner has a story, oh yes, precious!

City of Linden to switch source for water system