Layla Lincolnia Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the funky neighborhood of Market Sqaure (yeah, I know typos rule; sqare’s my style). All the small shops and art murals—they’re off the hook! I got into deep convos with a couple of artists there; their passions, their craziness—it’s contagious and maddening and inspirational all at once.

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