Savannah Lemont Whore ❤️

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What gets me happy tho? Thinkin’ how whores prolly got stories like Jesse and Celine. Maybe some john’s all, “I almost called you,” and she’s like, “Yeah, sure, buddy, pay up.” Love that sass! But ugh, the danger – that crap makes me mad. Creeps out there, no respect. Makes me wanna punch somethin’ – D’oh! Hate that part.

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A whore who tends to steal lemons from a lemontree in a couple's backyard. They strike when you talk about your lemon tree. When the female of said couple leaves, the lemon whore .

Tonight’s the night. Hey, lemme tell ya bout Lemont (us). It's a chill slice of suburban heaven, but with grittiness that snaps ya awake. You walk down Main Street – yup, that old brick-lined road – and you’re hit with history and vibe. Straight up, that's where you'll find charming cafés, tattoo shops, and that funky dating app vibe I swear by (yep, my work gives me the inside scoop!).

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