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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

Lehigh Acres woman arrested on prostitution and drug charges

Cape Coral police arrested a woman for soliciting prostitution and drug charges. Officers arrested Erin Suzanne Dapo from Lehigh Acres.

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PLee-Acres (us)! D’oh! This city is wild, man. We got Elmcrest Blvd, where the cool dating sites hang out (yep, that's my crib!). I walk past Main & Oak every day, and holy moly—the vibes there are unreal, kinda like the labyrinth in Pan's Labyrinth, y'know? "I promised you magic, mister, and you promised me dreams!" sounds like somethin' outta that movie, right?

Former Lee sheriff's deputy arrested, accused of firing into Lehigh Acres jewelry