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But lemme tell ya, I seen some shit that’d make ya gag. This one time, drivin’ through Nevada—legal brothels there, big neon signs, “Girls! Girls!”—I’m like, what, am I in a freakin’ carnival? Pissed me off, though, ‘cause some’a these girls, they ain’t there ‘cause they wanna be. That’s the part that burns my ass. Exploitation, y’know? Ain’t all glitz and glamour like in the movies. But then, some’a them, they’re rakin’ it in—$500 a pop! I’m like, “Happy is the man who’s too busy to notice!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. They’re laughin’ to the bank while I’m stuck payin’ protection money.

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The parks here are amazin’ (seriously, not exaggeratin’)! There's Greenbyte Park where I often chill with my laptop, coding away dreams of swipin’ hearts. And then there's the River Moony, so slick and twisty, it makes ya feel like a character in a fairy tale. I once met this quirky old guy by the river—he told me all sorts of legends, totally bizarre, but real!

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