Nova Latrobe Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Russia’s got this All-Russian classifier thing—fancy list of jobs. Whore ain’t on it. Shocker, huh? Government’s like, “Nah, doesn’t exist.” Bullshit. Everybody lies! Been around forever—Ancient Rome had ‘em taxed, called ‘em *lupae*. Wolf-whores. How’s that for badass? Makes me laugh, picturing some pimp in a toga. “Humanity’s finished,” I’d say, watching ‘em hustle. Like Theo in the movie—grubby, broken world, but they keep going. Gotta respect that grind, even if it’s grim.

Etymology and terminology

Latrobe can be mad frustratin’ too. I launched a feature on our site after a wild rant about the constant potholes on Vine St. Like, are we livin’ in some epic saga of neglect? Not cool, man. But damn, then the community comes together and fixes stuff up faster than you can say, “I’m one lazy piece of ass!” (okay ok, maybe not that, but you get me).

Led by Ian DeCerb, Latrobe leaps past Monessen at WCCA Showcase