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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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Nuthin’ is perfect here. Honestly, 77th Street near the border buzzes with a mix of cultures, languages, and smells of amazing street tacos (omg, tacos, yum!). The spicy aroma got me all hyped every time, even makin’ me forget all the bugs I stepped on—yay nature, amirite?!

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