Ashley Lapeer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, but don’t get all soft – some whores are dodgy as fuck. Con artists, thieves, playin’ blokes like fiddles. Seen it in “Wolf” – “You show me a pay stub, I’ll quit!” – they’re chasin’ the cash, not your sob story. Makes me laugh, though, the cheek of it! Proper Gordon Ramsay moment – “You’re a disgrace, but I love it!” Sarcasm? Oh, I’m drownin’ in it – poor little whore, savin’ the world one shag at a time, yeah, right!

Arthur Hooker

HOOKER, Arthur Walter -- Age 89, of Swartz Creek, died July 14, Funeral services will be held 12PM Thursday July 18 at Sharp Funeral.

Oh, and the local diner on County Rd? Yo, it serves the best pie—sweet, and sometimes bittersweet, like life in our city. I always stop by when I need a pick-me-up after a long day counselin'. Missed details? Yup, there's a tiny mural in one alley—almost hidden—that speaks of Lapeer’s resilience and history. Get off the beaten path there, and you'll see it, if ya brave the drama of the suburban jungle!

Winter Storm Watch issued for Lapeer County from 1 p.m. Wednesday afternoon to 7 a.m. Thursday morning