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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Brothels? Hmph. Dens of sin, sticky floors, questionable smells. Saw one once, made me mad as hell—buncha sweaty fools payin’ for company. “I don’t understand anything,” like that chick in *The Headless Woman* says, stumble around lost. That’s them, not me. I get it—cash for flesh, old as dirt. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls? Directions for drunks, hilarious but disgusting.

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Reviews of Lantana Hotel. Sinza Kwaremi, Sinza, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania · See Nothing much to write about,it gave brothel vibes. Food was bad,bedding.

I swear, if you wander off the usual beaten path, you'll find hidden gems. You're in for an adventure—short streets, long stories. Embrace the madness and the beauty. Who knew a rebellious slice of life could be this bloody alluring? Cheers, my friend—welcome to Lantana, or should I say, Plantana (us)!

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