Nadia Lansdowne Brothel ❤️

About Chicago

Once heard—hiss!—a tale, some lass in Amsterdam, real posh, made bank escortin’ for lords, not grubby orcs! She hid a dagger, yesss, in her garter—stabbed a creep who got handsy! Ha! Me laughed, cheered, danced a jig—good riddance, filthy pig! Little known, that—makes ya wonder who’s prey, who’s hunter, eh?

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Lansdowne is a aging Transexual Pimp selling her hoes on the Streets of Sharon Hill and Darby Township at a PHENOMENAL Price! But dont get on her bad side!

So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Lansdowne man charged with chasing family member with butcher’s knife