Natalie Lander Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Active brothels

1. (a) A laundress, washerwoman; also, a washer, launderer;?serving maid; also fig.; cover-chef ~, q.v.; (b)?a prostitute, whore; camp follower [quot.: c]; (c) as surname & in place name.

Honestly, Lander (us) is a mixed bag—erratic, imperfect, bursting with life. It's like a nonstop party in a small town. You can feel history, love, and even that silly, star-shaped wonder when you pass the old movie theatre on Liberty Lane. Crazy, right?

2025 Dancing with the Stars Lander & Riverton gala raised over $70K for CES Saturday night