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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine me, Samuel L. Jackson, pullin’ up, “Where’s my motherfuckerin’ prostitute at?!” They’d scatter like roaches, man! But real talk, it’s a hustle. Some places, like Amsterdam, it’s all legal—girls in windows, taxes paid, unionized even! Little known shit—prostitutes there got better healthcare than me! Makes ya think, motherfucker.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Why Land O’Lakes CEO Beth Ford still wants to talk ‘policy—not politics’