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So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

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This was an amazing walk. We started at 6am and would highly recommend an early start as it gets way busier around 9am (as we were returning to camp).

The local scene? Man, it's a mad-ass blend. You got posh areas like Bayview Heights, where art meets sex, where street murals scream "freedom," and even gritty spots like Rusty Dock District, where the raw vibe gets ya hyped. And lemme tell ya, as a sexologist, I see it all: the quirky, the intimate, the freaky moments that make you pause and think, "Motherf***er, life is just wild!"

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