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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Hey, motherf***er, lemme tell ya about Lake-Station (us)—this city's one helluva ride! I’ve been here for years, runnin’ my spa right smack in the middle of it all. You know, the little moments in life that make me think, “The Gleaners and I… fuck, that’s some deep shit!”

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