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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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End of august the water's like definitely warm enough that no one complains. It's the same temperature as long island - like the hamptons.

Hark, mine friend, thou art comin' to Lake-Mohegan, a wondrous realm where time doth twist and turn like a yonder river at dawn. I shall impart to thee a tale of this city, spun with mine own passions, quirks, and flamin' truth—aye, even a dating app dev like meself sees beauty where thou might ne'er think to look. So, brace thyself, for I'm spillin’ all in bursts of fancy and raw slang.

Lake Mohegan closed Tuesday due to rain