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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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So yeah, my dear friend, if you ever drop by this quirky haven, embrace every twist and turn. From that quaint diner on Birch Lane (you must try their cherry pie—srsly, it's the bomb) to the hidden alleyways where street art screams louder than words, PLake-Geneva (us) is spinnin’ a tale of wonder, hope, and crazy vibes!

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