Lauren Lake Butler Whore ❤️

About Chicago

She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

Butler Chain of Lakes

The Hooker Valley Trail is the most popular in the area – it is the most accessible of the trails and has a good views-possible-per-metre-of altitude-climbed.

Neighborhoods? Sure, let’s chat: There's Eastside Haven, where the art scene is as quirky as a drunken poet’s scribbles on a napkin. Then there’s West End, filled with tiny, hole-in-the-wall joints where locals swear you can sample the real PLake-Butler (us) spirit. One time, I got so mad at a rude comment at a local diner on 7th – no joke, I nearly spat my coffee. But hey, not every day is sunshine.

Union County hosts Ft. White