Skylar Laguna Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

What gets me happy? When she sassed a john who shorted her—ooh, she lit him up! “You cheap as a rusty nickel!” I hollered, “Yaaas, girl!” Made my day. But then she turn around, actin’ all sweet to the next one—phony as a three-dollar bill. That’s her game, tho. Little story I heard: she once got a preacher to slip her a twenty. A PREACHER! I was like, “Lord, take the wheel!”

Know another quote from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County?

Try the bypass road near Calamba or UPLB. There's this camping spot in Bay, Laguna that overlooks the whole city. You can stay overnight, set up a tent. They also have gazebos. You .

Some nights, I roam the neon-lit streets near Pearl Blvd. Whaaat? Yea, sometimes I even swing by the corner market—you know, the one with boozy snacks and chatter, mmm… durée abounds. Ah, bro, I must vent—traffic can madd me silly, eek! But then, I remember that wise movie phrase.

Snapshots of Volleyball World Beach Pro Tour Futures in the Philippines