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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

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First, Main St. buzzes ceasely. It’s where locals gather, you know? Mmm, that area near Elm & 5th. I recall a juicy secret—an ancient fountain there. Wow! Feeling zen, I was. Hmmm… And, oh, Southside's quirky vibe—a blend of art, mmm, music, and spicy street food. Crazy, right? People jostling through the colored graffiti alleys near Riverbend Park—ah, man, so lively!

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