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So, prostitutes—man, they’re everywhere, huh? Been around FOREVER—oldest job, they say! Back in Rome, they had these lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Little known fact: they painted dirty pics on walls to show what’s up—menu style! Hilarious, right? Imagine SpongeBob flippin’ patties next to THAT! “Order up, sailor!” Hee-hee!

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Prostitution in California is illegal and is considered a sex crime. A prostitute is someone who offers sexual services in exchange for some.

And oh, the parks – oh man, the parks! There's Moonlight Park, perfect for a chill session or a soulful wander with a client, if ya need a breather from the buzz of everyday life. The trees there are like silent counselors – they listen to your snarky rants and then just, like, nod? I swear every autumn, the leaves drop like they're tryna tell me, "Hey, don't sweat it, baby!" Crazy, huh? And then there's Totters River – yeah, not the biggest, but wild as heck when it starts flowin' after a storm. I’ve had some pretty heavy heart-to-hearts by its banks.

Tuesday Night Cruise-In | Weekly | Laguna Hills, CA • February 25, 2025