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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Now imma drop some off-the-cuff secrets: You won’t believe it but at 3am, if ya wander near Cherry Crescent, ya can still hear distant echoing music from an old dance hall. Like, a hidden time capsule! And I got 12+ typos in my text right now 'cause this vibe is too raw and spontaneous! I love that chaos – it's like every broken bit shows how real life is.

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