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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel—man, what a trip! Like, imagine a place, right? All shadowy, twisty, like *Inception* vibes—“We need to go deeper!” Haha! I pictur it—red lights, velvet curtains, sneaky giggles. Ya know, it’s wild—brothels been around FOREVER. Like, Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den.” How’s that for shady? Makes me laugh, picturing wolves in fishnets!

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And lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhoods. Ain’t no place that surprises me like the Honeycomb district. Small shops and big hearts, lookin’ all modern and vintage. Naw, I ain't stressin’ much. I get mad sometimes, too – like when traffic jams on Elm Drive make me wanna holler “Now that's just nuts! Cuz when I hear “Oh, what a day!” I go ballistic. But then, Madea come in – “Halleluyer! Calm yer self, sugar!” and it's all good!

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