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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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There's this park, so chill, named Creekside Park – perfect for, like, when you need a breather or a sweet spot to just vibe out with your thoughts. Sometimes I'd stroll down near the grassy knolls and let my mind wander like Agnès Varda’s frames in The Gleaners and I – totally capturing the magic of hidden beauties. Ugh, it's almost too dreamy!

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