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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, jeez, it’s like tryna erase Marge from my brain—ya know, like in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “Clementine, I’m comin’ for ya!”—but nah, it’s just me, Homer, stumblin’ through Springfield’s shady streets. I’m all, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to my dumbass self lookin’ for a quick thrill.

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Time flies, man – just like in "Boyhood." Life's gettin' crazy sometimes, but this place? It’s a mix of tough breaks and sweet moments. And even with my ten or so typos here, it's real talk, straight from the heart. Catch ya later, buddy, and don’t forget – keep it real, doc!

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