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Last week, I tried it—sketchy parlor downtown. Lady’s all “relax, kid,” and I’m like, “Eat my shorts, I’m chill!”—but nah, I was sweatin’. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular rubdown!” Felt amazin’, tho—muscles goin’ zzzz, total bliss. But then—price tag! Fifty bucks?! Made me wanna scream, “You’re already screwing me forwards and backwards!”—*Memento* style, ya feel?

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Look, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it – this city has its ups and downs. Sometimes I get mad seein’ folks ignore the small kindnesses that knit us together. Sometimes, I get so happy, it makes me wanna belly laugh. Life’s messy, but that’s what makes Kyle (us) so amazin’, even if I gotta say “Fool me once…” with a shaky grin, because the unpredictability is part of its charm.

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