Ashley Kirkland Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. Heard this tale—old sailor swore one in Singapore doubled as a spy hub durin’ WW2. Whores sneakin’ intel between the sheets—wild, right? Pissed me off thinkin’ how they risked it all, no credit. History’s unfair, man. Dr. Evil voice, pinky up, “One million dollars,” to whoever spills that tea!

Police raid suspected Kirkland brothel, three other locations

A Kirkland house was busted for prostitution (“Police raid suspected Kirkland brothel,” by Matt Phelps, Kirkland Reporter, May 22) and a massage parlor on.

Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

Kirkland neighbors challenge plan for homeless housing