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Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

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I'm addicted to your touch. I adore Sex in Different Positions and Foot Fetish equally. I'm a romantic at heart who loves candlelit dinners and surprise dates.

Got a secret: the Kinnelon Lake area is amazin'. Not everyone knows about it. I love sittin’ by the water, thinkin' bout life, love, and code. The reflections in the water? Incredible. And the streets – look at Park Road and Elm Street – they’re lined w/ these trees and barns, real picturesque, folks. I’ve been here so long, I know every corner. And the vibe? Unmatched, believe me.

Kinnelon Library: Jazz Concert