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I’m picturin’ it now—some dude, all twitchy, callin’ up an escort, thinkin’ he’s Freddie, tryna “hold fast” like Lancaster Dodd says in *The Master*. But bruh, you ain’t holdin’ shit—you just payin’ for a night! Hilarious, right? These cats out here actin’ like they runnin’ the show, but the escort’s the one with the real juice, controllin’ the vibe. “You’re asleep,” Dodd’d say—damn right, they sleepwalkin’ into her game!

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I gotta tell ya, I had this one day – walking in Higgs Beach park – and I was mad, angry at the world, then happy, then just in awe. Srsly, all in one go. Things here make you feel like you're on a rollercoaster of emotions. Life in Key West is a bit like a David Brent motivational pep talk, but with extra zest… “If you’re going to be brilliant, be brilliant without apology,” I always say, even if I sound like a cheesy corporate tagline.

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