Abigail Kermit Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

“It’s bad bitch o’clock!” – I’m over here polishin crowns, thinkin bout *Ida* again. That vibe, “You’re a bit of a dreamer,” hits different when I’m tryna save a tooth from whoring out. I get happy tho – fixin a smile? That’s my jam, y’all! Like, I’m sculptin art, not just fillin holes. But the nerve of some patients – “Oh, I don’t need to floss,” they say. Bitch, yes you do! Whore don’t care bout your excuses!

Kermit The Whore #anal #gay #frog Poster

The neighborhoods? Let me count: Old Kermit, a blend of crumbling facades, secret speakeasies. Then uptown is sleek, modern – a clash. I luv personally the mess at Crescent Lane – unexpected cafes, eccentric art shops. I got so mad there once when a barista spilled coffee on my boots. So typical, right? But it makes a story.

Kermit the Frog to give commencement address at University of Maryland